Roula had a dream — and Rosie was in it… sort of. Except the Rosie in the dream had long hair, seemed suspiciously nice, and might not have been Rosie at all. Cue the chaos.
This episode starts with a bizarre dream about an imposter Rosie, then veers into everything from dream meanings and sleeping techniques to height differences, Dutch genetics, and Roula’s wild theory about what it means when Rosie dreams she has a penis.
It’s equal parts hilarious, inappropriate, and weirdly wholesome — basically, peak Rosie and Roula.
Topics covered:
- Roula’s dream featuring “fake Rosie”
- The technique to remember your dreams
- The Dutch obsession with milk and why everyone’s so tall
- Height differences, hugs, and awkward smells at clubs
- The dream Rosie wishes she hadn’t shared
Have you ever had a dream so real you woke up convinced it actually happened?
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TRANSCRIPT
Roula (00:00)
All right, all right. So let's stay on track. Tell me, do you have something for me today?
Rosie (00:09)
I know, you just spoke about migraines and now I'm like, well don't have anything meaningful to talk about.
Roula (00:09)
Where's my phone?
drama every time we should not have all the episodes ⁓
Rosie (00:23)
you know what I want to hear about? You, I missed a call from you and you sent a voice message and said, I was in your dream.
Roula (00:26)
What?
Shall we talk about the dreams?
Rosie (00:47)
And yes,
because I don't know what the dream's about yet.
Roula (00:51)
Okay. Yeah, I think it's going to be a nice episode because we all dream don't know what our dreams mean. We did make an episode about dreaming. In the very beginning of our podcast, anyway, I can't remember it anymore. So, yes, I dreamt of you. I think.
Rosie (01:00)
Did we? Yeah, I have to go back.
don't remember what we said to be honest.
Should I
be worried?
Roula (01:13)
My desire
to meet you in person is so big. And dear listener, if this is the first time you listen to us, Rosie and I, we know each other for years. She's in Australia. I'm in the Netherlands. We have this incredible connection making the podcast together. And our dream is to meet in person. But yeah, mean, traveling to Australia or going to the Netherlands, it's not like it's expensive. Yeah. So my desire to meet you is so big. And I dreamt of you.
Rosie (01:33)
That's expensive. It's a big deal.
I made it into
your dreams. I feel honored. Yeah, let's hear it.
Roula (01:44)
Here's what happened.
I remember this is Ed. Okay, okay, hold on. I also want to say I rarely remember my dreams. But this one, I made myself remember it. I used a technique that my husband taught me and I'm not very patient to do this technique, but this time I did. So this is me in my dream.
Rosie (01:54)
and you remember this one?
What's the technique? Can I ask that
or should we just focus on the story? I'm so curious what this technique is. Okay. Okay. All right. Stay till the end everybody.
Roula (02:11)
on the story and maybe I'll tell the technique in the end.
So this is my dream. I'm laying in my bed and I woke up. I sit up and I look across the room. There's a big bed and on this bed, my daughter and you're sitting next to her.
Rosie (02:32)
⁓
Roula (02:35)
And my daughter said to me, look how I picked up from the airport for you.
And I was very confused because the Rosie sitting next to my daughter has long hair. It's before you shaved your head. And I was like, but yesterday I talked to Rosie in my head. Her head was shaved. This cannot be a Rosie that I know. How come her hair grew this fast? Anyway.
Rosie (02:43)
⁓
Yeah
Roula (03:05)
I went on this quest in my dream to investigate who is this person. This definitely is not Rosie.
Rosie (03:15)
She was an impersonator!
Roula (03:17)
impersonator. So I left you in this room there and I went asking around calling you. yeah, I remember. So I made a phone call to you and you answered me in Australia with your bald head. And you were like, my goodness, this cannot be Rosie. This is not Rosie. Who's that person? This can be dangerous.
Rosie (03:31)
⁓
Roula (03:40)
And then I saw that Rosie walking with my daughter. They're going shopping. And my daughter was so happy and really enjoying her time with you. And I'm like, she's endangered. I have to save her. This is not Rosie.
Rosie (03:58)
So what did you do? You woke up, damn it!
Roula (03:59)
I don't know.
I woke up thinking, still thinking, who's that person? What is this person going to do? I need to warn Mila. So I'm sleeping and awake, you know, and I think this is why I did not forget the dream, because after I woke up, I kept analyzing.
So yes, ⁓ this is why I remember the dream because after I woke up, was still trying to save my daughter. And after very then I called you, you didn't answer. And the whole time I had the feeling that I've seen you in real life. This feeling is gone now. But for hours.
Rosie (04:34)
Dressful!
Thank
Wow. Yeah, yeah.
Roula (04:48)
It felt that I have been with you in real life. That's such a mindfuck.
Rosie (04:58)
dream wow ⁓ how tall are you ruler no i haven't yet i wonder if i will tonight how tall are you i need to imagine are you ⁓ no you're not tall are you how tall are you yes the other one even ⁓ so i i hear yoshi
Roula (05:02)
You don't dream of me, do you?
What?
I'm 155 cm!
yeah such an annoying cat
Rosie (05:22)
What am I?
181. Wow. Yeah. So I'd like have to bend down to hug you. Are you a hugger? Are you a hugger? Oh, good. And none of these hugs are just like pretend hug, barely touch.
Roula (05:28)
I'm a hug. Definitely. I'm a hugger. Yes. No, no, no. I love
to hug. And if someone I really like trust and I love, I love like to put my head in their neck and smell them. no. Yeah. You know about that's why I don't like to go to clubs in the Netherlands, because I only smell people's arm because this
Rosie (05:42)
You'd be in my armpit.
Tree
Roula (05:56)
Dutch people are tall and my nose is just like shhh
Rosie (05:57)
Why is that? I always
wondered why the Dutch population is... because everyone says Dutch people at all. Is it a myth or is it true?
Roula (06:05)
Yeah,
it's so true. It's so true. And even sometimes the ladies are taller than the guys.
Rosie (06:08)
Wow.
Yeah, cool.
Roula (06:15)
They're
really tall and I don't know why they say because they drink a lot of milk, but actually only babies benefit from milk. don't think milk make me people grow. other explanation probably, I don't know. They say maybe they had after the war enough food to eat, to grow. I don't know. Their genes.
Rosie (06:26)
Yeah!
then why isn't the rest of Europe
top? Yeah.
Roula (06:43)
And really, the deeper you go in the country, the less multicultural, the taller the people are. It's incredible. Sometimes I look at their feet and their shoes are a boat for me. It's like I can take it on the river.
Rosie (06:50)
wow.
Bye.
my god, how did we get on this topic?
Roula (07:04)
My ex, my ex is
my ex was 188. And I remember when he visited me to Lebanon, I think we talked about this on another episode. I felt because in Lebanon, people are not tall, but everybody like bullying me that I'm so so short that I don't have a future. And then when I got my ex with me to Lebanon, he's 188. I was like, this is my revenge on you motherfuckers. He's taller than everyone.
Rosie (07:09)
Wow.
Look at my
tall boyfriend.
Roula (07:34)
You
Okay, we were talking about dreams and and Rosie fantasizing. And you were fantasizing about Hagumi and worried about how much you're going to bend. ⁓
Rosie (07:39)
⁓ you were talking about me. Thank you. Yes. Although I'm quite concerned who this impersonator was. Hey.
Yeah, you're fantasizing. Well, it's
okay. Mum was short. I don't know how tall she was, but I feel like, you know, similar height. I'll be okay. Oh my God. Yeah. I'll practice doing like a, what do they call it? A fireman lift or I don't know. We'll do a weight training session together.
Roula (08:02)
You can lift me up!
Yeah.
That would be awesome. All right, back to dreams. Do you want to share anything about dreams?
Rosie (08:16)
haha
No, I quite enjoyed that story. I think I'll just be adding waffle, but go back and listen to our dream episode. It's just come back to me because I'm pretty sure we were talking about, they actually have any meaning? And I'm like, well, surely not. Cause sometimes I dream I have a penis. So if you want to hear that episode, go back and listen to it. But I, I much prefer this one about dreams.
Roula (08:46)
something I did not mention on the other episodes. I think I have the talent to explain every dream. And now that you say your dream you have a penis, I have an explanation, but it's so bad I feel like it should be censored before I tell it.
Rosie (08:52)
⁓ so you're a of a bullshitter.
let's hear it.
Now I want to hear it! Come on!
Roula (09:03)
Okay,
I'll be very quick. So you you're gay, right? And you dream you have a penis. So maybe you when you are having sex, you want to explore wearing this belt with a penis. I don't know what is it called? And then you can like dildo dildo belt, dildo underwear dildo belt and explore ⁓ goodness, this episode must be very x rated.
Rosie (09:07)
Yeah.
but that's different. feel a dildo.
still though, yeah.
don't like your interpretation.
You can go away and come up with another one because I'm not convinced. That's not a good enough explanation.
Roula (09:36)
like my interpretation.
think I would like that. Not that you with me, but that I... Okay, okay, okay.
Rosie (09:44)
stop talking! You made it weird! You made that weird!
Roula (09:46)
I'm gonna stop
But I think that I think you got the point it's it's fun
Rosie (09:55)
Yeah! Alright everybody, bye!
Roula (09:58)
Okay, bye!
